Hello friend, my name is Andy. What you see before you is a site that compiles some examples of my writing and creative works. For more things along these lines (and some more bizarre, weird stuff if you’re into that sort of thing, you sick freak) check out my blog.
If you’d like to talk to me for whatever reason, feel more than free to send me an email at akneis[at]gmail.com or blast me on twitter or at Cracked.com. Any contact or inquiries or hot links you got, I want ‘em.
Or feel free to use this form thing if that’s easier! ANY kind of contact from the outside world is more than welcome. You will get a cordial response, guaranteed.